Familiar with textsfromlastnight? DUH! okay, well since it is impossible to get your texts actually put on that website we are just going to make it easy for ourselves & show you some embarrassing texts that are currently in our inboxes to each other. ENJOY!!!
(714): Probs let's make this bitch cry Happy Birthday AMERICAAA
--------------------------(925): gosh when I come back to livermore I'm such a bitch its awesome
(714): i don't givaa fuck i do what i want
(925): hottestt biitch in heels right hereeee
(714): they can say whatevaa imma do whatevaaa
(925): no pain is forevaaa YUP YOU KNOW THIS
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(925): "live well. laugh often. love cowboys"
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(714): gotta get a European boy to take us for a ride on the back of his moped
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(925): there is a table of hotttie businessmen dressed up to the left, wish you were here
(714): omyygodd find out if their married...any blondies?
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(925): ahah it is awesome, gotta be sassy sometimes though
(714): obbvsss that's why men love bitchessss
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(714): !!!!!!!!!Snappppss for HOTTIES tonight!!!!!!!!!
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(714): just thought of a bommb theme for a party cuz we throw themed parties all the time: MILFS & DILFS and you dress up all housemommish but hottt obvvss
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(925): oh my god... remember that vodka i hid when you came over...my mom JUST found it in the cupboard hahahah
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(925): where are you girls?
(714): don't worry don't woody i promise k
(925): what do you mean don't worry? that's shady haha
(714): k well don't worry we are sticking together i promise i los my shoes but it's fine we are ok go to sleep
(925): alright...umm are you guys coming home tonight?
(714): welll she's makin out with some guy so idk
(925): what the fuck...okay ahhah are you guys coming home?
(714): I mean at the moment no but idk yet
(714): k wait is your brother in the fam room
(925): yes, don't bring boys home
(714): ah shit
(925): my parents are here, such a joke
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(925): "I'm in the mood to be right"-chuck bass, yessssss
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(925): sooo drunk already
(714): blacked out our get ouuutt
(714): goo make out now and stop drunk texting me!
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(925): classiest night hahah
(714): sorryyy bout itt
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(714): haha omg hayyyy wanna makeout?? okayyyy
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(925): haha mass hotttie textt
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(925): do they do rhinestoned beer bongs? that's the real question here
(714): ommygodd what are we suppose to do without Darla??
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(925): victoria secret underwear: "boytoy" yesss
(714): GOTTA get itt
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(925): bitch will be back-inspired by kristen
(714): you know you love me, xoxo
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(925): I gotta find me a booty call: necesito encontrarme un consuelo sexual
(925): let's pound these shots: tragemonos estos traguitos
(925): American girls love to get sloppy drunk: a las chicas norteamericanas les encanta ponerse taja
(925): how single are you exactly?: cuan soltero estas, de hecho?
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(925): daddy says you need to pray that the senate and congress will be republican when we come back from spain
(714): and if it's not were not moving back
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(925): yess ahah me & you in munich by ourselves-sooo sketch
(714): ahha like you and i wouldn't make friends its fine
(925): heyyy german boys, wanna make-out?
(714): okayyy so downn now buy me a beer?
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(714): hah omggg or 95% we just won't come back sorryy bout ittt
(925): cry about itt
(714): build a bridge and just get over ittt
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(714): toot it and boot ittt
(925): made her feel stupidd
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(714): ahah its always a game with these boys, soo much fun
(925): its never fun if there is no game
(714): don't hate the playyya, hate the game
(925): i get done with one and move right on to another biiitchhhh
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(925): haha oh my gosh people love us
(714): ainttt no bitches like uss
(925): hottesst bitch in heels right hereee, god we are soo gayy
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(925): but okay..how are we going to do this? we need a point system like 1 point american, 2 points spanish, 3 points european, 4 points foreignn?
(714): Americans worth the least, spanish second least since more opportunities, hmm irish/english boys=automatic jackpot, italian boys can be 3 or 5- if he's hott and not creepy then 5 but if he was too easy then 3, um i guess rest of europe can be 4 and then 5 for those ones that are just like okayyy snapppss
xoxo,
gabby and gina
