Euro Trip 2010!!!

Hola amigas y amigos! So the big day is just days away and we can hardly wait!  We are going to be studying abroad in Madrid, Spain for the semester along with 96 other USD kids and of course our besties! I know you're going to miss us, please don't cry. haha but okay so make sure to keep checking back to follow us around on our fiestas and siestas through Espana and the rest of our adventures through Europe!  We are hoping to take full advantage of this trip of lifetime and grace as many European countries as we can with our presence.  So far our Euro Trip 2010 list includes: Portugal, France, Greece, Italy, Ireland, Hungry, and Croatia.  We are hoping to make it to if not all, at least most of these fabulous countries!

Ohh almost forgot to inform you of the scoreboard so that you can keep track of our Euro-trashy games.  We have established a point system to keep track:

AMERICAN: 1pt-easiest

SPANISH: 2pts-2nd easiest/most accessible

ITALIAN: 3/5pts-if they were creepy/too easy-3; if hottt-5

ENGLISH/IRISH: 9pts-soo adorbs

EUROPEAN(excluding any of the above): 4pts

AUSTRALIAN/BRAZILIAN/NON-EUROPEAN: snapps to you girl jackpot=10pts!

Let the games begin bitchessss!

besitos!

xoxo,

gabby and gina

@ the Spanish Consulate getting our Visas!

Are these Bows Annoying?

We just couldn't stop asking this question the night of a tacky Christmas sweater party last year.  Naturally we went all out with the "tacky" and were obvss hands down best dressed at this ragin holiday party haha just kidding, but really. 

Do you think we are annoying yet? yaa? Well let's face it ALL girls are annoying, have you not figured that out yet?  Girls are obnoxious, loud, crazy, annoying, bitchessss and that's basically what it comes down to so sorrry bout it.  You have to look at it from the perspective that when you get annoyed by some dumb bitch, remember that you are that dumb bitch at times too!  We have had our fair share of shit talking bitches just as I am sure you have.  You can't avoid it.  There are always going to be people that don't like you, and of course there are always those that think you are God's gift to earth!--Snapppps to those hottiess!   So long as you and your bestiess can't stop laughing, it don't matta how annoying you are, because you are just having the time of your life and that's really all that matters :)
 

"They hate you cuz they ain't you gurrrlll"

xoxo,

gabby and gina

YUPP - ya know this

so clearly this blog has got to be one of the top 5 most embarrassing things we have done to ourselves, but whatever. here is proof that people get some sick enjoyment out of it & it just makes us die of laughter, which is just too awesome. my great friend samantha (aka slutvinsky) said this to me today--

7:29pmSamantha

why did you never tell me about your and gina's blog?!?! this is the best thing i've ever seen in my life

7:29pmMe

ahaha

oh my god shutup

7:29pmSamantha

not kidding. this is genious.

7:29pmMe

yes

ahaha

im gald you love it

we just made it and are like kinda keeping it on the DL, because we are soo embarrassing

7:29pmSamantha

you don't understand. i'm like crying tears of joy right now.

7:30pmSamantha

no. this is the best thing i've ever seen. screw facebook. i'm creeping this from now on.

7:30pmMe

ahah yess

bookmark that shit

7:31pmSamantha

this is my new home page. not a joke.

7:31pmMe

ahah you are too awesome

7:31pmSamantha

wait. are these real txt conversations?

7:32pmMe

ahah YES

7:32pmSamantha

this is why i like you guys

7:33pmMe

ahah why

because we aren't afraid to embarass ourselves?

7:33pmSamantha

because you're awesome. duh.

7:34pmMe

ahah

okay

7:34pmSamantha

hahahaha i'm so proud. i just told melissa about this. she's coming over right now. so we're going to creep you

xoxo,

gabby and gina

"GAY POSES"

One day when Gina came to visit the hella we took a trip to San Fran to see the sights. Don't ask why, but we decided to do a foot pop in our picture and that is where the GAY POSES all started. Ever since then we try to top the gayest pose that we created before. They are embarrassing, yes. But we do not care. Like how annoying those bows were that we wore to the Christmas Party - WHO CARES. It gives us something to laugh about and that's what we love the most. So laugh all you want at these next pictures, because no matter how gayyyyy we admit they are, you can't lieee that they are hot no mattaa whattt. 

gay pose origination

are these bows annoying?

              

toby keith 09 - kisses origination

             

** FAVORITE

true besties

front & center

country queens

       

the best one yet
FOURTH OF JULY

xoxo, gabby and gina

www.textsfromgg.com

Familiar with textsfromlastnight? DUH! okay, well since it is impossible to get your texts actually put on that website we are just going to make it easy for ourselves & show you some embarrassing texts that are currently in our inboxes to each other. ENJOY!!!

(714): Probs let's make this bitch cry Happy Birthday AMERICAAA


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(925): gosh when I come back to livermore I'm such a bitch its awesome

(714): i don't givaa fuck i do what i want

(925): hottestt biitch in heels right hereeee

(714): they can say whatevaa imma do whatevaaa

(925): no pain is forevaaa YUP YOU KNOW THIS


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(925): "live well. laugh often. love cowboys"

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(714): gotta get a European boy to take us for a ride on the back of his moped

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(925): there is a table of hotttie businessmen dressed up to the left, wish you were here

(714): omyygodd find out if their married...any blondies?


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(925): ahah it is awesome, gotta be sassy sometimes though

(714): obbvsss that's why men love bitchessss


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(714): !!!!!!!!!Snappppss for HOTTIES tonight!!!!!!!!!


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(714): just thought of a bommb  theme for a party cuz we throw themed parties all the time: MILFS & DILFS and you dress up all housemommish but hottt obvvss


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(925): oh my god... remember that vodka i hid when you came over...my mom JUST found it in the cupboard hahahah


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(925): where are you girls?

(714): don't worry don't woody i promise k

(925): what do you mean don't worry? that's shady haha

(714): k well don't worry we are sticking together i promise i los my shoes but it's fine we are ok go to sleep

(925): alright...umm are you guys coming home tonight?

(714): welll she's makin out with some guy so idk

(925): what the fuck...okay ahhah are you guys coming home?

(714): I mean at the moment no but idk yet

(714): k wait is your brother in the fam room

(925): yes, don't bring boys home

(714): ah shit

(925): my parents are here, such a joke


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(925): "I'm in the mood to be right"-chuck bass, yessssss


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(925): sooo drunk already

(714): blacked out our get ouuutt

(714): goo make out now and stop drunk texting me!


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(925): classiest night hahah

(714): sorryyy bout itt


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(714): haha omg hayyyy wanna makeout?? okayyyy


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(925): haha mass hotttie textt


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(925): do they do rhinestoned beer bongs? that's the real question here

(714): ommygodd what are we suppose to do without Darla??


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(925): victoria secret underwear: "boytoy" yesss

(714): GOTTA get itt


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(925): bitch will be back-inspired by kristen

(714): you know you love me, xoxo


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(925): I gotta find me a booty call: necesito encontrarme un consuelo sexual

(925): let's pound these shots: tragemonos estos traguitos

(925): American girls love to get sloppy drunk: a las chicas norteamericanas les encanta ponerse taja

(925): how single are you exactly?: cuan soltero estas, de hecho?


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(925): daddy says you need to pray that the senate and congress will be republican when we come back from spain

(714): and if it's not were not moving back


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(925): yess ahah me & you in munich by ourselves-sooo sketch

(714): ahha like you and i wouldn't make friends its fine

(925): heyyy german boys, wanna make-out?

(714): okayyy so downn now buy me a beer?


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(714): hah omggg or 95% we just won't come back sorryy bout ittt

(925): cry about itt

(714): build a bridge and just get over ittt


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(714): toot it and boot ittt

(925): made her feel stupidd


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(714): ahah its always a game with these boys, soo much fun

(925): its never fun if there is no game

(714): don't hate the playyya, hate the game

(925): i get done with one and move right on to another biiitchhhh


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(925): haha oh my gosh people love us

(714): ainttt no bitches like uss

(925): hottesst bitch in heels right hereee, god we are soo gayy


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(925): but okay..how are we going to do this? we need a point system like 1 point american, 2 points spanish, 3 points european, 4 points foreignn?

(714): Americans worth the least, spanish second least since more opportunities, hmm irish/english boys=automatic jackpot, italian boys can be 3 or 5- if he's hott and not creepy then 5 but if he was too easy then 3, um i guess rest of europe can be 4 and then 5 for those ones that are just like okayyy snapppss








xoxo,
gabby and gina

STAY SASSY

no matter how big of a bitch a girl is, she will always have a soft side to her, especially when it comes to boys. every girl has been to that point where she calls up her bestie to complain and whine about why she thinks her new crush doesn't like her. when we get to this point, we read the chapter headlines of WHY MEN LOVE BITCHES and sometimes watch He's Really Not That Into You to remind ourselves that sassy keeps them coming back.

That sappy situation only occurs when we are at our most pathetic points in our love lives though, but what we have learned so far is that you need to sass it up to these boys - be the biggest bitch, but at the same time - be the biggest sweetheart, and then they will stay around.

top 3 ways to stay sassy:

1. never show insecurities - you are the hottest bitch in town

2. never doubt your intelligence - you are always right

3. after you make your sassy remark, give a smart ass smile

xoxo,

gabby and gina

Don't Be "That" Girl

"That" Girl: desperate, stumbling all over the place like a hottt mess, mascara running down face, undergarments falling loosely out of outfit, drunk dialing, maybe she has flattened out water bottles filled with vodka hidden underneath her clothes (brilliant,I know), loud and obnoxious; all of the above are attributes of "that"girl...  Don't Be THAT Girl! Of course we all at some point or another are.  Don't worry it's fine, it happens.  Girls are pathetic and desperate, it sucks, but you don't always have to be!

Here are a few thoughts/tips on how to avoid being "that" girl:

1. Men Love Bitches-Just Buy the book

2. Keep it Classy: You gotta know your limits with the alcohol gurrlll... You figure it out eventually.

3. Mascara running down your face is never cute...go fix that

4. Confidence is key, and ALWAYS will be...work on it!

5. "You're hott shit, and that boy just isn't good enough"-Sometimes you gotta just keep telling yourself that.  One day you will me some boy that is hott shit and thinks your hott shit and then omg wow you will live happily ever after haha or something like that.

6. Don't be soo insecure!  I know it's hard when he's not texting you back, gosh that's annoying, but it's really not that big of a deal.  If you are insecure, no one needs to know that besides your bestie obbviii.  

7. Establish personal goals, and don't let anything stop you from reaching them.  Sounds super cheesy, but it's true.  When you are focused and driven on something, it's hard to not be confident.

8. When you are with your bestie, shower each other with compliments.  For example "you're soo awesome", "you're sucha hotttieee", "hey gorgeousss"...but seriously the awesomer you think are, the awesomer you actually are, duhhhhh.

9. Don't get boys numbers, make them get yours.

10. You are a PRINCESS girrlfriennddd!

xoxo,
gabby and gina

 

http://www.amazon.com/Dont-Be-That-Girl-Confident/dp/1416949089

AMERICA

Our baby, Darla

Because of our love for country music and AMERICA it is only obvious that our absolute favorite holiday of all time is none other than THE FOURTH OF JULY!  So of course we made sure to celebrate like a true American should with hamburgers, hot dogs, birthday cake, tacky American decor and apparel, tequila, fireworks and BEER BONGS! 

It was a beautiful Fourth of July morning in Livmo (the bay) as we jumped out of bed at 9am on the dot ready to start off the day right with a shot of tequila! (haha jk that was our plan-didn't end up happening)  We ran a few last minute errands then began decorating and getting the house ready for the afternoon/nighttime festivities!  The hella hotties soon started arriving and America's birthday had officially begun!  The afternoon was filled with swimming, bbqing, beerpong, beer bongs, and of course it's not a party without the "gay pose" photosesh!  Eventually we somehow made it to the park for fireworks?? And that about wrapps up the wonderful American day of fun!  Sooo sad its over, and already looking forward to Fourth of July 2011!   

In the great words of country music's god, Toby Keith:

"You'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A 'cause we'll stick a boot in your ass It's the American Way"

xoxo,

gabby and gina 

 

Ultimate Goal: A Book

One morning we were sitting on the roof of my house and for two hours we couldn't stop laughing about all these funny times we have had together. We have always been ambitious, striving for those A+'s, finding internships, and attempting to run half marathons, so naturally we also have good business ideas - that we, of course, have to tell our daddy's about. Don't worry, they love our ideas. But, beside the point - that morning we finalized our idea to write a book about our lives, because we think they are too awesome or something. So that is the whole point of this blog, to write about our lives, for you to read about them and fall in love with them in hopes that you will someday either buy our book or borrow it from someone who bought it; maybe you could watch the movie as well.

And as Meg Whitman said, "because now you face your worst nightmare -- two businesswomen."

xoxo, gabby and gina

Snaps!

Now we already introduced you to our favorite word, hotties, now let us introduce you to another one of our favorites, "Snaps".

Sorority girls, tend to snap instead of clap in their meetings and just in general.  Whenever clapping is necessary we prefer to snap instead, I think it's suppose to be "classier" or something, I'm not quite sure.  

Anyway, we just absolutely love this snapping concept and have basically incorporated it into our daily lives.  Whenever we think something is awesome, funny, cool, cute, hott, etc., we snap!  For example, we are out for a typical bayside run through mission and pacific beach and there is a super cute boy (aka: HOTTIE) running by, we will snap just for funsies.  Or lets say one of us texts the other with good news or something, we will send snaps back in our text!  Sounds weird? But it's too fun!

Snaps!!

xoxo,

gabby and gina

"The Hotties"

Hello! I thought as our very first post it would be appropriate to introduce you to our absolute favorite word, "HOTTIES".  We tend to refer to all of our besties, friends, sorority sistas, and of course all the cute boys we meet as "hotties".  I couln't really tell you how this obsession started out; however, once we started using it, we just couldn't stop!  Everything and everyone was a "hottie" in our eyes.  Gina even bought us the most adorable matching pair underwear from Victoria Secret that say "Hottie" on the butt! lol 

We especially like to refer to our little group of besties/sorority sisters as "the hotties".  I know if sounds pretty gay and soo mean girls or something, but we just can't get enough of it!  Of course we are not trying to be exclusive or annoying, but the name just fits too well!

xoxo,
gabby and gina 

"The Original Hotties"

Mission Beach

Bid Day 2010